In Vogue? I dont think so

I love Vogue. Just thought i would throw that out there. Since i'm on this whole rampage about how undeserving Cheryl Cole is of front cover status i thought i would compile a list of other undeserving starlets...see i dont just pick on Cheryl.

January 2008- Eva Green- UK Edition.
Eva who? exactly. Some of you may know her as that bond girl in Casino Royale but most of us were too busy staring at Daniel Craig to notice her. What has she done since?..The Golden Compass yes that wannabe Narnia, Harry Potter etc. Shes apparently a very good actress and is very pretty but Bond Girl status does not warrant Vogue cover, well god i hope not.

December 2007 - Sienna Miller. UK Edition.
I have a general disliking of Sienna Miller and i dont think im the only one. One thing i can't understand is how this is her second Vogue UK cover (yes there was a US one too). Ok it makes a little sense why she was there back in Febuary 06, i mean she did start that whole ugly full length "boho" skirt and gilet thing craze and she was Jude Law's play thing for a little while, but sienna is, like that whole look a complete fad, which we have have now forever discarded to some landfill...where Sienna belongs.

November 2006 - Mischa Barton. UK edition.
I must admit i used to love Mischa Barton. Back in the day when The O.C. was cool and Rachel Zoe was her stylist, Mischa was my god. Well then came her sudden unemployment and well the rest is history. Now all her job entails is being caught around town in horrendous cowboy inspired ensembles and milking her rehab stint dry. Plus playing the poor little rich slut on The O.C. doesnt really give you the right to be on the Cover of Vogue..It really doesnt.


September 2006- Kirsten Dunst. US Edition.
Ok im not 100% sure about this one. If she was to be on the front cover of the Febuary 2009 editions i would be like WTF! But this was back in 2006 when Marie Antoinnette came out, they probably did the interview before anyone had a chance to say how crap the movie was. This is also her second cover (July 2004). But truthfully Kirsten isnt really a-list yet and i dont see her ever being one. She's kind of bland, doesnt dress nice and never stars in a movie where shes a likeable character (even in spider man she's kind of annoying). This was her second cover and in my opinion undeserving.

Other undeserving stars:

Kate Hudson - Shes been on the front twice of the US editions twice (June 04, July 06) why? i dont know. Her movies have never been better than adequate (warning: never, EVER watch Fool's Gold, thats 2 hours of your life you will never get back) and she also seems a tad on the slutty just sayin...she gets around.

Britney Spears - Yes you would never have guessed it but Britney has graced the cover of US Vogue back in November 2001. Back in the days before she met K-Fed a.k.a. her downfall. Im a little on the fence about this one, becuase she was one of the worlds biggest pop stars at the time but still its Britney, the girl who could never quiete escape her trailer thrash roots and this is Vogue, the worlds greatest FASHION magazine.

Keira Knightley- This is more really to do with the sheer amount of covers she's been on. 5 (US editions- Dec 05, May 06, June 07. Uk Edition - July 04, Oct 07). Plus the fact that i dislike her. She just annoys me. Its just like shes stuck in this weird time vortex i.e. the 1800s and she really cant seem to escape.

p.s. I apologize if this post makes me seem like some super snob but Believe me im not a snob, im just poor.

Note to Vogue: the minute any star remotely associated with that evil robot called Disney (Hillary Duff, High School Musical and especially Miley Cyrus) even graces the back pages of your magazine i will burn down Conde Nast. xoxo Lola

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